When Abu Abed Went to Learn English

Abu Abed went to the American Language Center to study English. Abu Abed knew few English words so Ms. Smith decided to give him a placement test.

	Ms. Smith: Give me a word that starts with the letter "A".
	Abu Abed: "Ass"
	Ms. Smith: Correct, but give me a more decent word next time. How about one that starts with the letter "B"?
	Abu Abed: "Breast"
	Ms. Smith: Correct, but again, regular decent words Abu Abed... One that starts with the letter "C"?
	Abu Abed: "Cunt"
	Ms. Smith: This is a very bad word Abu Abed! How do you know it! One more like it and you will not be admitted in the Center. Give me one that starts with the letter "D"?
	Abu Abed: "Dwarf"
	Ms. Smith: Good choice Abu Abed!
	Abu Abed: But his "Dick" is huge!