Joke 78 Abu El Abed
Becoming Thin Again!
Abed wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound
coming from his parents room. Finally one morning he goes to his
mom (Em Abed) and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and
daddy (Abu El Abed) making noises and when I look in your bedroom
you're bouncing up and down on him." His mom (Em Abed) is
taken by surprise and says, "Oh...well...ah humm...well I'm
bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin
again." Abed replies, "Well, that won't work!"
Em-Abed asks "why?!?"
Abed explains, "Because the lady next door (Al-jarah) comes
by after you leave each day and blows daddy (Abu El Abed) back