Joke 75 Abu El Abed
Abu Abed in an Emergency Plane Landing
Abu El Abed, an American and a French man were all travelling
together on a air plane. Suddenly an engine turned into fire and
the captain decided to have emergency landing in the sea. At this
moment, all passengers panicked and started looking for their
The American went and got two of the life-jackets. he kept one
and gave the other one to Abu El Abed. Abu El Abed surprisingly
asked the American: what about the Frenchman?!
The American replied: fuck him.
Abu El Abed looked at his watch and asked the American: do you
think we have enough time?