Abu El Abed At The Morgue

Abu El Abed (AA) and Abu Steif (AS) work in a morgue.

	AA: jebouleh mara men kam yawm ya AS, mara sheylinha men el ba7her. Kan sar elha she shaher ghar’aneh. Shou baddeh khabrak ya AS ???!!!! wlak kessha metel el kabees. (They brought last week a woman that they pulled her out of the sea after she'd been there for one month. She had a pussy like a pickle).
	AS: keef ye3neh ya AA? Enno mkhazkhez wa lawno akhdar? (You mean it has a green colour?)
	AA: lah ya AS, aneh bo’sod enno ta3mto 7hamda kteer. (No I mean it is sour).