Joke 742 Abu El Abed
Abu El Abed At The Morgue
Abu El Abed (AA) and Abu Steif (AS) work in a morgue.
||AA: jebouleh mara men kam
yawm ya AS, mara sheylinha men el ba7her. Kan sar elha
she shaher gharaneh. Shou baddeh khabrak ya AS
???!!!! wlak kessha metel el kabees. (They brought
last week a woman that they pulled her out of the sea
after she'd been there for one month. She had a pussy
like a pickle).
keef ye3neh ya AA? Enno mkhazkhez wa lawno akhdar? (You
mean it has a green colour?)
||AA: lah ya AS, aneh
bosod enno ta3mto 7hamda kteer. (No I mean it