Joke 739 Abu El Abed
Abu El Abed and His Mother In Law
Abu El Abed (AA) returned home from ahwet le'zeiz at around
5:00AM and went straight to the bedroom and found EA with the
sheet pulled over her head asleep. AA crawled under the sheet and
started fucking her. When he finished, he went to the kitchen for
something to eat, he was startled to find EA preparing some food
and tea.
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AA: lak EA, keef sba'teeneh
3al matbakh? (How did you get to the kitchen so fast?) |
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EA:
al'aneh ya AA wa ma 3am yejineh naoum, sar eleh shi sa3a
haoun. (I couldn't sleep, I've been here for more
then one hour.) |
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AA: ma hala' khallasnah
lenyekeh be ghorfet ennaoum!! (We were just finished
doing it in the bedroom!) |
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EA:
yeeeeeeee 3alaieh, ya AA haideh emmeh (EEA) ejet
beghaibtak men 3ashieh wa namet betakhteh. (That's my
mother in the bedroom! She came over yesterday and I
asked her to sleep in my bed).
EA and AA ran to the bedroom.
EA: emmeh, aneh ma msad'a enno sar
hal sheh !! tayeb leih ma 7hkiteh sheh houeh wa AA 3am
benikek? (Mother, I can't believe this happened. Why
didn't you say something?) |
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EEA:
hala' baddek yeneh e7hkeh ma3o hal akhou sharmouta? ma
enteh 3arfeh enno sar eleh aktar men 3ashr sneen ze3l3neh
ana wayeh wa ma baddeh e7hkeh ma3o?!! (I haven't
spoken to that son of bitch for more then ten years and I
wasn't about to start now!) |
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