Joke 734 Abu El Abed
Abu El Abed's Sex Problem
Abu El Abed (AA) was having trouble getting erection. He asked
his friend Abu Steif (AS) for advice.
||AS: rah 3almak 3ala tari'a,
ana akeed enna ra7h tenja7h, le anno aneh mjarrebha. (I
will tell you what to. It will work as have tried it
ideh bzennarak ya AS, shou hiyeh hal tari'a? (Please
tell me what to do).
||AS: men 3ashieh, bas tnem Em
El Abed (EA), faouet osb3ak be otthe wa rja3 frok
manakhirak wa shouf keef 3ala essari3 be'oum ma3ak. (Just
dip your finger in EA's vagina and rub it all over your
nose and then you will get a big erection).
That night, AA got into bed with
EA. When she fell asleep, AA dipped his fingers in her
vagina, felt that it was wet, he rubbed it all around his
nose. He immediately got a big erection. AA woke EA and
lak shoufeh ya EA, 'oumeh shoufeh shou sayer !!!!!! (Look
EA rolled over, turned on the light
hala' wa3aitneh be hal lail ta tfarjineh enno 3am yenzal
dam men manakhirak? (You woke me up in the middle of
the night to show me that your nose is bleeding?)