Joke 730 Abu El Abed
At the Zoo
Abu El Abed (AA) took Em El Abed (EA) to the zoo. First they
went to a cage that contains a monkey and there is a sign on the
cage saying: (This monkey is able to fuck 50 times per year).
||EA: khamseen marra bel
seneh! Law btet3alam men hal se3dena
They proceed to the next cage that
contains a Zebra and his sign stated: (This Zebra is able
to fuck 100 times per year).
EA: miyet marra bel seneh! Ye3neh aktar men tmen marrat
bel shaher. Law btet3alam men hal hmar.
They proceeded to the next cage
that contains a bull and his sign says: (This bull is
able to fuck 365 times per year). EA mouth drops open and
gives AA a push with her elbow and says
EA: 365 marra bel seneh!! Ye3ne kel yaoum marra. Wlak
lazem tet3alam men hal taour. (365 times per year,
that is once a day, you could really learn from this
khalsineh ba'a, masheh ta nrouh nes'al mudir lejneineh
iza hal taour benik 365 marra bel seneh zat el ba'ra. (Let
us ask the keeper if the bull fucks 365 times the same