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Joke 728 Abu El Abed

Abu El Abed and Aspirin


Abu El Abed (AA) had a "winking" problem (3ala toul bighammez) and was in an interview for a "Sales Representative" job in a big and respectable company.

Interviewer: 3azim ya Abu El Abed. Shhedetak min a7hsan maderes, wa khibritak 3azimeh wa min a7hsan shariket, bas fi mishikleh wa7hdeh. Ni7hna shirkita mohtarameh, wa inta 3ala toul bit dallak tghammez. Fa ma fina n7hottak ma3 elzabayen; eh bit-hash-shilhon!
AA: Ya istez, mishiklet el teghmiz bassitah! Bekhod 7habtein Aspirin, wa bitrou7h!
AA reaches to his pocket and starts fetching the aspirin. He pulls out all sorts of condoms (kababit). Thin, sensitive, ribbed, red, strawberry-flavoured, mint-flavoured,...., till he finally finds the aspirins. He took too pills, and he stopped winking right away!
Interviewer: Ok! Ktir mi7h. Bass kamen ma fina nwazzfak, wa tballesh tdi' bil naswen wel baneit!! Badna mwazzaf mo7htaram!
AA: Ana di' bil hareem? Lah ya khayyeh! Ana rijjel mjawwaz wa bi7htirem marteh!
Interviewer: Laken lashou kill hal kbebit bi jaybtak???
AA: Akhhhhh! Shou baddeh khabbrak! Fi shi marra ri7het 3ind el farmasheneh, ghmazto, wa iltillo: "3indak Aspirin?!"

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