Joke 728 Abu El Abed
Abu El Abed and Aspirin
Abu El Abed (AA) had a "winking" problem (3ala toul
bighammez) and was in an interview for a "Sales
Representative" job in a big and respectable company.
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Interviewer: 3azim ya Abu El
Abed. Shhedetak min a7hsan maderes, wa khibritak 3azimeh
wa min a7hsan shariket, bas fi mishikleh wa7hdeh. Ni7hna
shirkita mohtarameh, wa inta 3ala toul bit dallak
tghammez. Fa ma fina n7hottak ma3 elzabayen; eh
bit-hash-shilhon! |
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AA: Ya
istez, mishiklet el teghmiz bassitah! Bekhod 7habtein
Aspirin, wa bitrou7h!
AA reaches to his pocket and starts fetching the aspirin.
He pulls out all sorts of condoms (kababit). Thin,
sensitive, ribbed, red, strawberry-flavoured,
mint-flavoured,...., till he finally finds the aspirins.
He took too pills, and he stopped winking right away! |
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Interviewer: Ok! Ktir mi7h.
Bass kamen ma fina nwazzfak, wa tballesh tdi' bil naswen
wel baneit!! Badna mwazzaf mo7htaram! |
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AA:
Ana di' bil hareem? Lah ya khayyeh! Ana rijjel mjawwaz wa
bi7htirem marteh! |
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Interviewer: Laken lashou
kill hal kbebit bi jaybtak??? |
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AA:
Akhhhhh! Shou baddeh khabbrak! Fi shi marra ri7het 3ind
el farmasheneh, ghmazto, wa iltillo: "3indak
Aspirin?!" |
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