Joke 720 Abu El Abed
Abu Steif (AS) was on his death bed with his partner Abu El
Abed (AA) by his bedside.
||AS: ya AA aneh lazem
'e3tereflak enno sar eleh 30 seneh bnem ma3 martak Em El
Abed wa aneh abouha el 7ha'ieh la Awatef, wa lazem
'e3tereflak kamen ya AA enneh sar eleh shi 10 sneen
besro' men sandou' el sherkeh. (I've got to confess.
I've been sleeping with your wife for 30 years and I'm
the father of your daughter, Awatef. I have also been
stealing from the firm for a decade.)
Basitah ya AS, rteh ma byeswa te7hkeh kteer. Aneh yalleh
hataitollak el sam be fenjan el shay yalleh shrebtoh
halle'. (Relax, and don't talk too much, it is not
good for you. I'm the one who put poison in your tea).