Joke 713 Abu El Abed
Abu El Abed (AA) and Em El Abed (EA) went to a farm to buy a
cow. While EA was sitting in the car, AA went to the farmer and
asked him about the price of a cow...
||Farmer: it is for 10000$.
ma3'oul hal 7hakeh, fi shi ba'rah behaddeneh 7ha'a
10000$? (There's no cow in the world worth 10000$)
The farmer lifts the cow's tail, and AA saw that the cow
has a snatch just like a woman. AA couldn't hide his
AA: eh be 7hayeteh manneh shayef
ott helo behal shakl.
||Farmer: shou shefet ya AA?
Bteswa 10000$ am la'? (What do you think? Is it worth
it or not?)
AA gets back to his car, turns to EA, and says,
ma3'oul hal sheh, akhoul sharmouta 3endo ba'ra elha ott
mara bteswa 10000$ w ana 3endeh mara 3enda ot ba'ra
btesoua kherieh.(It's not fair, this son of bitch has
a cow with a snatch like a woman, and it's worth 10000$,
and I have you, with a snatch like a cow, and you're not