Joke 713 Abu El Abed
Expensive Cow
Abu El Abed (AA) and Em El Abed (EA) went to a farm to buy a
cow. While EA was sitting in the car, AA went to the farmer and
asked him about the price of a cow...
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Farmer: it is for 10000$. |
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AA:
ma3'oul hal 7hakeh, fi shi ba'rah behaddeneh 7ha'a
10000$? (There's no cow in the world worth 10000$)
The farmer lifts the cow's tail, and AA saw that the cow
has a snatch just like a woman. AA couldn't hide his
excitement...
AA: eh be 7hayeteh manneh shayef
ott helo behal shakl. |
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Farmer: shou shefet ya AA?
Bteswa 10000$ am la'? (What do you think? Is it worth
it or not?)
AA gets back to his car, turns to EA, and says, |
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AA: ma
ma3'oul hal sheh, akhoul sharmouta 3endo ba'ra elha ott
mara bteswa 10000$ w ana 3endeh mara 3enda ot ba'ra
btesoua kherieh.(It's not fair, this son of bitch has
a cow with a snatch like a woman, and it's worth 10000$,
and I have you, with a snatch like a cow, and you're not
worth nothing.) |
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