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Joke 704 Abu El Abed

Carrot In Bed

While Em El Abed (EA) was making her daughter's bed, she was shocked to discover a large carrot under the pillow. When 3awatef came home, EA demanded an explanation of the carrot.

3awatef: ya emmeh, ma rah ekzoub 3alaikeh, aneh me3tebra enno haideh el jazra metel zaoujeh.(Mother, I want to be honest with you, that carrot is like my husband)
EA: eh men hala'a w rayeh 3tebreh halek armaleh le'anneh hatait zaoujek bel tabkha.(From now on consider yourself a widow, because your husband went into the stew!)

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