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Joke 700 Abu El Abed

Abu El Abed the Womaniser (2)

Abu El Abed (AA) walked into ahwet le'zeiz and he was so upset. Abu Steif (AS) saw him and asked...

AS: shou eshbak ya AA mannak 3ala ba3dak? (What is wrong?)
AA: manneh 3aref shou baddeh 'a3mel ya AS, wosolneh maktoub men wehed akhou sharmouta be oul enno eza mab battel nika la martoh baddo yo'tolneh. (A husband wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop fucking his wife.)
AS: eh shou fiha ya AA? Leih ma betbattel tnika ou betrayeh mokhak (So why don't you stop?)
AA: ma bo'der ya AS ma bo'der. (I can't)
AS: leish ya AA ma bto'der?(Why you can't?)
AA: le anneh mesh 3aref aya akhou sharmouta ba3et hal maktoub (He didn't sign his name)

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