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Joke 670 Abu El Abed


An escaped convict broke into Abu El Abed's (AA) house and tied up AA and Em El Abed (EA) who were making love in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, AA turned to EA and whispered...

AA: Haida zalameh sarlo sneen ma shaief mara, fa shou ma talab menek 3meleh hatta law baddo ynikek lazem te'baleh ma3o wa ta3mleh halek mabsouta. Hayetna m3al'a be hal shaghleh ya EA. (This guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you are enjoying it.Our lives depend on you)
EA: Ana mabsouta mennak ya AA la'annak 3am betfaker be zaka wa ma fer'aneh ma3ak ella enno neb'a taybeen wa ma ye'telna hal zalameh, le'anno 'abel shouwai 'alli enno jawzik tizo helweh wa bte3jebneh. (I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice ass!!!!!!!)

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