Joke 667 Abu El Abed
Crizet Aleb
Abu El Abed (AA) got home early and heard strange noises
coming from the bedroom. He opened the door only to find Em El
Abed (EA) naked on the bed, sweating and panting. .
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AA: Shou eshbek ya EA?(What's
wrong?) |
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EA:
Criset aleb ya AA, dakhilak ettisil bel dactor. (I'm
having a heart attack, please call the doctor) |
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AA rushes outside the
bedroom, grab the phone, but just as he's dialling, Abed
excitedly shouts, Abed: Abeh ya abeh, 3ammeh Abo Steif
metkhaba bel khzaneh wa bil zolot (Uncle AS is hiding in
the closet and he's naked). AA slams the phone down and
storms into the bedroom, pass his screaming EA, and opens
the closet door. Sure enough, he finds AS naked in the
corner. |
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AA: Ya akhou sharmoutah, EA
3emleh crizet aleb wa inta 3am terkod bel beit belzolot,
fazza3et el wlad (EA is having a heart attack and
you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids)
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