Em El Abed and the "Lube"

Abu El Abed (AA) heard that there is a good solution to stop pregnancy "lube" (lawlab). He took his wife to the doctor for check-up.

	Doc: which colour you prefer ya AA red or green?
	AA: I do not care, you choose.
	Doc: Would you like it soft or hard?
	AA: I do not care, you choose.
	Doc: Would you like it long or short?
	AA (very upset): Well ya dactor, consider it "kiss ikhtak". Choose what you Like!!!...