Joke 657 Abu El Abed
Abu El Abed Runs a Cabaret
Abu El Abed (AA) hired a girl for a strip teez show in his
cabaret. During the show, the crowd was extremely excited
whenever she dropped a piece on to the floor (safeer wa taseef ).
When she reached to her panty(kalssoun), the crowd was very
quite...
The girl got upset and run off the stage.
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AA: shou beek lesh zalaneh (why
are you upset) |
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Girl:
keif 3am tis alni shou beek wa anta shefet kel ma be'la3
sha'feh ha alnas betjeen, wa hala' kelhum khersou. (how
you want me not to be angry. Whenever I took of a piece,
the crowd wascrazy and at the end they were quite). shou
keno hal mahrous ma 3ajabhoum (maybe they didnt like
mu pussy.) |
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AA: wallek la'a ya habla.
keef badeek yahon e za'fou bi eed wa7hdeh (how do you
want them to clap with one hand) |
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