Joke 657 Abu El Abed
Abu El Abed Runs a Cabaret
Abu El Abed (AA) hired a girl for a strip teez show in his
cabaret. During the show, the crowd was extremely excited
whenever she dropped a piece on to the floor (safeer wa taseef ).
When she reached to her panty(kalssoun), the crowd was very
The girl got upset and run off the stage.
||AA: shou beek lesh zalaneh (why
are you upset)
keif 3am tis alni shou beek wa anta shefet kel ma be'la3
sha'feh ha alnas betjeen, wa hala' kelhum khersou. (how
you want me not to be angry. Whenever I took of a piece,
the crowd wascrazy and at the end they were quite). shou
keno hal mahrous ma 3ajabhoum (maybe they didnt like
||AA: wallek la'a ya habla.
keef badeek yahon e za'fou bi eed wa7hdeh (how do you
want them to clap with one hand)