When Abu El Abed (AA) was engaged to Em El Abed (EA), he
wanted to make love to her. He took her out one night and he got
pretty excited. AA stops the car and starts to reach under her
3abeyeh.
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EA (stops him): I am virgin
and I will not do it before marriage. |
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AA:
Ma3ek hak. Shou ra'yek about a blow job? |
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EA(screams): I'm not putting
that thing in my mouth! |
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AA:
Fa'ezan, how about a hand job? |
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EA: I've never done that,
Shou lazem a3mel (what do I have to do?) |
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AA:
Btetzakareh ya EA lamma kenteh zghireh keef kenteh
tkhodeh anninet el Cola hatta tfawer wa tartsheh
ref'atek? (Do you remember when you were a kid and
you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your friends
with it?) |
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EA: Eh ya AA, betzakar |
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AA:
Zat el shi (it's the same thing.)
So AA pulls it out and EA grabs hold of it and starts
shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on
the headrest, and he screams out in pain. |
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EA: Shou eshbek ya AA ? Laih
3am tssarrekh?(What's wrong AA?) |
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AA:
Shileh osba3ek 3an bouz el annineh (take your thumb
off of the end) |
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