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Joke 656 Abu El Abed

Em El Abed the Virgin


When Abu El Abed (AA) was engaged to Em El Abed (EA), he wanted to make love to her. He took her out one night and he got pretty excited. AA stops the car and starts to reach under her 3abeyeh.

EA (stops him): I am virgin and I will not do it before marriage.
AA: Ma3ek hak. Shou ra'yek about a blow job?
EA(screams): I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!
AA: Fa'ezan, how about a hand job?
EA: I've never done that, Shou lazem a3mel (what do I have to do?)
AA: Btetzakareh ya EA lamma kenteh zghireh keef kenteh tkhodeh anninet el Cola hatta tfawer wa tartsheh ref'atek? (Do you remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your friends with it?)
EA: Eh ya AA, betzakar
AA: Zat el shi (it's the same thing.)
So AA pulls it out and EA grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, and he screams out in pain.
EA: Shou eshbek ya AA ? Laih 3am tssarrekh?(What's wrong AA?)
AA: Shileh osba3ek 3an bouz el annineh (take your thumb off of the end)

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