Joke 652 Abu El Abed
Good Places To Eat
Abu El Abed (AA) and Abu Steif (AS) were talking about good
places to eat.
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AA :ba3ref mat3am bejannen (I
know a wonderful place for lunch). Awal ma tfoot ya
AS ta tedghadda betla'eh, kelhom bisallmoh 3alaik, wa
betla'eh kebbayet elbeera hodret 3ala taweltak ma3 el
mezeh, wa kello 3ala hesabhom. |
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AS: Ma
ma3'oul !!!!(Unbelievable) |
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AA: 3endhom mousi'a,
btor'oslak shwayeh wa bterja3 betrouh lawara el matbakh,
fi ghorfeh bta3mel sex wa btemboset 3al akher.(They
have music and you can dance a bit and then go into a
back room to have wonderful sex). |
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AS: Ma
ma3'oul !!!! |
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AA: Sme3 hatta kamellak.(Listen,
I did not finish yet) Lamma baddak tfell, byejeh
saheb elmat3am wa bya3teek 100$ wa bye3zmak ta tejeh
dayman. (As you leave, the owner gives you 100$ and
invites you to come back anytime.) |
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AS:
Ma3'oul???!!! Inta rohet shi marra ya AA 3ala hal
mat3am?(Have you ever been there?) |
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AA:Baddak lelmazbout, ani
wala marra rohet bas kel yaoum betrouh Em El Abed (Actually,
I have never been there. But EA goes there daily.) |
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