Abu El Abed Jokes - Abu El Abed as Abu Hawwa
Abu El Abed as Abu Hawwa
AA's wife is in her 9TH month of pregnancy ! So AA took her to
the hospital. Then after 3 hours of waiting the doctor came out
and told AA: "Sorry sir but your wife brought nothing!! only
air came out and nothing else!"
When AA returned to town, people started calling him ABU HAWWA
(because his wife brought air). Abul 3abed then got mad and killed
everyone who named him Abu Hawwa. So the town's Priest came and
told AA : "Why are you killing these people ?? Abu hawwa
is only a nickname, as there is abu beit, abu samak, abu.... ,
so stop killing people !! "
Abul 3abed agreed.
But 5 minutes later, the priest heared 3 shots and went to see
that AA killed 3 guys. So he told AA: "Why did you do that,
didn't we agree that you will stop killing people !." to which
AA answered: "Yes, we agreed that ABU HAWWA is a nickname,
they have asked me to come out and PUMP THEIR CAR'S TIRES !!!!