Joke 648 Abu El Abed
Em El Abed's New Move
Em El Abed (EA) and Em Steif (ES) were talking about their sex
lives. EA was upset because her sex life had really died out. ES
said that her sex life was great!
||ES: when AS is getting ready
for bed, I get undressed, lay on the bed and put both
legs behind my head. When he comes out and sees me like
that he gets so excited, we have wild sex for the rest of
I'm going to try that tonight!
When AA was getting ready in the bathroom that night, she
took off all her clothes. After a grate struggle, she got
one leg up and behind her head. Pretty soon, she has the
other leg behind her head as well. After accomplishing
this great task, EA falls backwards and couldn't move.
When AA walked into the room....
||AA (shocked): Lah Lah ya EA,
shou eshbek, laish 3amleh heik, oumeh mashteh sha3ratek w
rakbeh el wajbe le'anno shaklek heik metel el kess yelli