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Joke 630 Abu El Abed

Em El Abed & Em Steif the Smokers

Em El Abed (EA) & Em Steif (ES) were waiting for a service and Em El Abed was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so Em Steif reached into her purse and pulled out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Em El Abed saw this and said...

EA: "Hey, now that's a good idea! What is that you're putting over your cigarette?"
ES: "It's a kabbout. I use it for safe smoking."
EA: "kabbout? Where do you get those?"
Em Steif told her that she could purchase them at a pharmacy.When the serivice dropped them, Em El Abed went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms.
The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this little old lady was interested in condoms. He asked her, "what size do you want?"
EA thought for a moment: "one that will fit a Camel."

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