Joke 630 Abu El Abed
Em El Abed & Em Steif the Smokers
Em El Abed (EA) & Em Steif (ES) were waiting for a service
and Em El Abed was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so Em
Steif reached into her purse and pulled out a condom, cut off the
tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Em
El Abed saw this and said...
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EA: "Hey, now that's a
good idea! What is that you're putting over your
cigarette?" |
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ES:
"It's a kabbout. I use it for safe smoking." |
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EA: "kabbout? Where do
you get those?"
Em Steif told her that she could purchase them at a
pharmacy.When the serivice dropped them, Em El Abed went
into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold
condoms. |
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The
pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that
this little old lady was interested in condoms. He asked
her, "what size do you want?" |
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EA thought for a moment:
"one that will fit a Camel." |
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