Joke 616 Abu El Abed
One day Abu El Abed (AA) goes to the doctor and says...
||AA: "Doctor I'm having
trouble getting my penis erect, can you help me?"
After a complete examination the doctor tells AA
"Well the problem with you is that the muscles
around the base of your penis are damaged. There's really
nothing I can do for you except prescribing the new
medicine viagra, which is too expensive, and doesnt
last long, or if you're willing to try a new experimental
||AA asks in sad voice:
"What is this new treatment?"
||Doctor: "Well, what we
would do is take some muscles from the trunk (khartoom)
of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis."
||AA thinks about it silently
then says, "Well the thought of going through life
without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for
it." A few weeks after the operation AA was given
the green light to use his improved merchandise. He
planned a romantic evening a very beautiful young lady
and took her to one of the finest restaurants in the
Beirut. In the middle of dinner he felt a rousing between
his legs that continued to the point of being painful. To
release the pressure AA unzipped his fly. His penis
immediately sprung from his pants, went to the top of the
table, grabbed a roll of bread and then returned to his
pants. His lady was stunned at first but then said with a
"That was incredible! Can you do it again?"
||AA: replied with tears his
eyes, "Well, I guess so, but I don't think I can
squeeze another roll in my ass."