Shou Viagra!!!

One day Abu El Abed (AA) goes to the doctor and says...

	AA: "Doctor I'm having trouble getting my penis erect, can you help me?" After a complete examination the doctor tells AA
	Doctor: "Well the problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you except prescribing the new medicine viagra, which is too expensive, and doesn’t last long, or if you're willing to try a new experimental treatment."
	AA asks in sad voice: "What is this new treatment?"
	Doctor: "Well, what we would do is take some muscles from the trunk (khartoom) of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis."
	AA thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of going through life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for it." A few weeks after the operation AA was given the green light to use his improved merchandise. He planned a romantic evening a very beautiful young lady and took her to one of the finest restaurants in the Beirut. In the middle of dinner he felt a rousing between his legs that continued to the point of being painful. To release the pressure AA unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprung from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll of bread and then returned to his pants. His lady was stunned at first but then said with a shady smile...
	Girl: "That was incredible! Can you do it again?"
	AA: replied with tears his eyes, "Well, I guess so, but I don't think I can squeeze another roll in my ass."