Joke 596 Abu El Abed
Abed Loves Arabic Literature
Abed mouwalla3 bi llugha el 3arabieh, kil hammo ye'ra' she3ar
wah thakafeh wah adab 3arabi. Lamma tjawaz bint elhay Shafika,
mara' yaoum, yaoumein, ousbou3 w Abed ma 3am y 'arreb saub
Shafika. Toul el waket 3am ye'ra adab 3arabi w she3ar. Shafika
got angry and went to her mother and explained to her what was
going on between her and her husband Abed.
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Mother: ya binti lazem
tihkih bil tari'a illi biefham fiha, iza bi7hib el lugha
wel 'adab el 3arabi lazem tla'i tari'a ti7hkih min bab el
adab |
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So
Shafika went home and found Abed reading 'adab 3arabi.
Sh: Abed , ma haza (Pointing to her mouth) |
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A: Haza famon |
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Sh:
Kabbilhou (Abed kissed her) |
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Sh: ma haza (pointing to
her tits) |
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A:
haza thadyon (biz) |
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Sh: Ilthumhou (suck it).
Abed sucked her biz |
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Sh: ma
haza (pointing to her pussy) |
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A: haza kisson (pussy) |
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Sh:
Iftah hou (open it) |
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A: kissan |
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