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Joke 586 Abu El Abed

Basitah


Abu El Abed (AA) heard the daughter of Abu Steif (DAS) cursing at the driver while getting out from a car. He took her aside and asked her:

AA: Why did you call the man "Ebn Sharmouta" ?
DAS: He touched my arm without my permission.
AA: You Mean like this?? AA touches her arm.
DAS: Yes 3ammeh AA
AA: Eh basitah, That's no reason to call a man "Ebn Sharmouta"
DAS: But 3ammeh AA, he touched my breasts!
AA: You mean like this?? AA touches her breasts
DAS: Yes 3ammeh AA
AA: Basitah, That's no reason for calling a man "Ebn Sharmouta"
DAS: But 3ammeh AA, he took off all of my clothes!!!!
AA: Like this?? AA takes off her clothes.
DAS: Yes 3ammeh AA
AA: Basitah ya benteh, That's no reason to call the man "Ebn Sharmouta"
DAS: But 3ammeh AA, he then put his you know what in my you know where
AA: Like this? AA puts his you know what in her you know where....
DAS: Yes 3ammeh AA.
AA : Eh basitah, Basitah…That's no reason to call the man "Ebn Sharmouta"
DAS: But 3ammeh AA ... ma3o AIDS!!!! (He has Aids)
AA (Screamed): YA EBN EL SHARMOUTAAAAAAAAAA

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