Joke 566 Abu El Abed
Abu El Abed Wins the Lottery (3)
Eshtara marra Abu El Abed (AA) war'at lotto be dollar wahad.
Youm el-sahab ektashaf innou nemertou rebehet $80 million. Firih
tab3an AA, wrah la maktab el-yanassib la yi'bad el-$80 million.
Laken ken nassi yotlob "Cash Option" laman eshtara
el-lotto... Lamman wessel lal-maktab taba3 el-lotto dakhal la3and
el-mowazafeh (Matmozel).
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Matmozel: Na3am monsieur,
chou bit rid? |
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AA:
Jeyeh e'ebad flous el-lotto ya setna 80 million dollar. |
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Matmozel:Warjini el-lotto
yelly ma3ak... Matzbout ente rbehet $80 million, mabrouk,
bas bima innak ma talabet ma3 el-lotto taba3ak
el"Cash Option", sar lezim nedfa3lak el-flous
bel te'seet 3ala eshreen sinet. |
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AA:
Chou "Cash Option" ma "Cash Option",
ana rbehet $80 million, baddi kel floussy halla', wcash
kamen 3a'dan wna'dan mech cash option yelly tal3in fiha
bi-ekher hal zamen 3ashen ma tedfa3ou lal 3alam. Ane
ba3ref kel hal ala3ib taba3koun. |
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Matmozel: Sorry ya es-tez,
bas haida el-anoun, wkan lazem min el-awal teikhod lotto
ma3 "Cash option" lahatta a3tik kel flousak
yalli rbehtoun, bas halla' ma fiyyi a3mel gheir chi.
badak flousak wa-lla la'? |
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AA:
b'ellik chou, khalas ma beddi ba'a el-3ab, raj3ouly
el-dollar taba3i!!! |
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