Joke 562 Abu El Abed
Abu El Abed Buys an Air
Hayda Abu El Abed benhar sakar rasu men halo, eno keef ma3ad
fee yneek kteer. Fa benhar seme3 eno fee be amerka 3amaleyet 3am
y3amloa mechen elwahad yser awee bel"sex". Walla
makasab khabar AA wrah 3ala amerka. Honeek chef kteer eyora chee
be "300"dollar, we chee be "500", we chee be
"1000" dollar. Walla AA 'al lahallo, "ma eli ella
taba3 ell "1000" dollar. 3aemel el3amaleye AA we nezel
3ala Beirut. Awaal ma wesel 3ala elmatar 'al lahallo," la
ballech men Jounyeh. Walla balach AA men honik lahad ma wesel
3ala elzaytoneh be Beirut. Honik elt'a be Abu Steif (AS).
Eja AS we sa'allo la AA keef la hatah 3am yetla3 ma3o ha elchi
kello?
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AS: Ya AA cho 3amelet la
hatah feek tneek halad? Ma nehna klna bna3ref enak ma
kelhalad feek edayen. |
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AA: Ma
ana rehet 3ala amerka we rakabet eer jdeed.
AS, ( talking to himself)! We ana kamen badi rakeb wahad.
Eem AS hajaz ticket we sefar 3ala amerka, we honik chef
el eyora el mowjoden. Bas AS awda3o mana merteha metl AA.
Aal lahallo,"ana aa'wa men AA we manee be7hajeh la
eer galli. Eem rakab wa7ad be "300"dollar. We
ba3ed hek reje3 3ala Beirut.
Aa'l lahallo: "madem AA wesel la el-zaytoneh,
ma3neta labalech men el-dahyeh. Chef awal mara we ballach
feha. Awal wahad, el teneh ma3ach fee AS ykafee. Beoum
beroh la 3end AA we be'ello:
AS: Ya AA ma3ach feyih 3am beedar
kafee, m3a eno ana ken feyih 'a3mel aktar menak? |
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AA: Aya eer chtaret? |
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AS:
Taba3 el"300" dollar! |
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AA: Hayda eli 3aleh
chemeyeh? |
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AS:
Aywa! |
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AA: Wlak ma hayda ayree! |
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