Joke 552 Abu El Abed
Allah Bisalim 3alik
One day a good looking woman (GW) was walking down the street
and she met Abu El Abed (AA), Abu Steif (AS) and Abu Ibrahim(AI),
and she asked them to come to her house for some fun.
||GW: Abu Ibrahim bas badi
minak khidmih, jibli ma3ak mishwi, weinti ya AS jibli
ma3ak knafih, we inti ya AA just come.
the guys went to her house at night and brought what she
asked, and all of a sudden the bell rings and she hides
all the guys in a closet (khazanih), with the stuff they
brought too. The GW opens the door and her husband (H) is
back from work early. So he walks in and sits on the
AI is holding the farareej, AS is holding the knafih and
AA are all stuck and waiting for the husband to leave.
||H: Wallah ya marah jay 3ala
balai farareej mishwiyih.
AI walks right out the closet
Allah bisalim 3alik we bio'olak hadi ilfarareej ili badak
The husband eats it and AI walks out the door
||H: Ma ahla il kinafi hala'a
ya mara ba3id hal aklih iltaybi
AS steps out of the closet
Allah bisalim 3alik we bio'olak hadi ilknafih ili bithiba
The husband eats it and sits quietly on the coach. AA is
waiting for him to say something so he can walk out like
his buddies did. Bas il husband didn't want anything , so
fa'asat ma3 AA and he decided to walk out of the closet
||AA: Allah bisalim 3alik we
bi'ilak iza ba3id badak shi?