Joke 544 Abu El Abed
Steif 3aris Jdid
Baad ma tjawwaz Steif (S) bint Abu Ali (Nagham), dall wa'et ma
ynem ma3aha. Miri' chahr, chahren, tleteh wa Steif ma yjarrib
ydi' bi Nagham. Hatta honik marra bit'oullo Nagham (N) la jawza:
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N: Leik yaSteif, iza ma
baddek tnikneh, ana baddi itlob el tala' ! |
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S: La
wala yhimmik ya Nagham, ariban inchallah !
Rah Steif ind sahbo Abed (A) hatta yistachiro bilmawdou3.
Fa sa'alo Abed: |
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A: Tayeb leich ya Steif ma
bitnem ma3 Nagham ? |
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S: Ya
Abed, min ana wzghir, bit'olli immeh inno haïda yalli
bein ijrein elbanet, bti3odd ! Wa aneh bkhof minno
haïdeh yelli bi3odd. |
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A: Tayeb ya Steif, ana rah
khallsak min hal mouchkileh ! |
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S: Ya
habibeh ya Abed, Ya ahsin saheb |
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A : Chouf ya Steif:
- bitrouh ellayleh aal beit,
- bit'illha la Nagham innek newe tnikha,
- bitkhallini bass fout ablak ala elbeit tahatt
itkhabba bilhimmem,
- bitnem inta wayyeha bittakhet,
- btitfi el daw, wa baad khams da'ayi' bitfout ala
el hemmem, wa bitla3 ana wa bzabbit el osssa !
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S: Ya
ahsan sadi' 3indi, khallili iyyek ya atyab chab ! |
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Birouh Abed la3and Steif wa
biyitkhabba bel hemmem. Biballich Steif yihadder marto,
bichalleha tyeba, biyitfi el daw wa bi'illa inno baddo
yfout ala el hemme chouay. Biyidkhol Steif bil3atmeh ala
el hemmem ya bibaddil maa Abed yalli ken natro. Ma
intabahit Nagham ala chi abadan. Sar nater Steif bel
hemmem machghoul belo ma aam yismaa3 wala sawt. Baadein
ballach yismaa3 tanahoudet. Saro ba3dein tanahoudet a'wa
wa a'wa, hatta saret Nagham tsarrikh ala sawt aali
(Aaaaah...aaaah...aaaaa..). Sa3etha tahammas Steif wa ma
ba'a fih natir, wa toli3 min il hemmem houwwe wa 3aam
biza'ef wa yi'oul: |
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S:
Yalla Abed Kasserlo sneno, Taybeh Abed kasserlo sneno... |
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