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Joke 538 Abu El Abed

Em El Abed Mich 3am Ti7hbal


Abu Steif (AS) met up with Abu El Abed (AA) and told him...

AS: Shou El issa ya AA ? sarlak sineh mjawwaz w ba3ed ma hiblet martak?
AA: Wallah bisara7ha mish 3aref kief lazem 'a3mel.
AS: Basitah ya AA inteh il 7ha'ny w' shouf! shou ma bi3mel ana, 3meel nafs esheh.
AS raa7h 3ala baytoh, AA raah waraah. AS fate 3ala baytoh w' shaf marto a3m te3jon:
AS: Shou 3am te3m'li ya mara?
ES: Mitel mannak shayef, 3m e3jon.
AS: Wa'fi w' gassli iedayki
ES: Leesh ya rijjal ?
AS: heek wa'fi 'l ajen w' shlahi tyeebik.
ES took off her cloth, AS start fuckking her. AA saw what happend and thought: Haha ! Hallak 3refet kyf bya3'mloehe. He went home and saw his wife preparing tee
AA: Shoe 3am te3m'li ya mara?
EA: Mitel mannak shayef, shaay.
AA: Oumy '3jini.
EA: leesh ya rijjal?
AA: Oumy '3jini.
EA was just starting when AA told her:
AA: Shoe 3m te3m'li ya mara?
EA: 3am '3jon.
AA: Wa'fi'l 3ajen w' shlahi tyeebik.
EA did what AA asked and AA started doing it. It works!! now I know how they do it.
The next morning AS saw AA and asked him: Kyf? mishi el 7hal?
AA: wallah 3alloumeh helwe ! bas shi weehed ma ni fihmeen! Shou baddi '3amol bi kil hal 3ajiin?

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