Abu El Abed (AA) and his friend Abu Steif (AS) went to Germany
on holiday. After a long night of drinking, they left the bar
only to find a group of people competing who can write the
longest sentence with their piss. One guy goes "Germany
is", another one goes "Germany is a". AA quickly
intervened....
AA: zihou zihou ya chabeb.
Khallineh warjikom (move it guys, let me show you).
Ya AS, ta3 emsikli 'ayri wiktab fiyou (AS come an
hold my penis and write with it).
AS
started writing "Germany is a great country and has
allot of culture. The people are very nice and friendly.
I would like to remain here as much as I can......"
The guys started applauding....
Guys: That's great, you
broke the record. Can you tell us why you told AS to hold
your penis and write this message?