Joke 523 Abu El Abed
Abu El Abed During the War
One day, during the war, el kasef (shelling) was
getting very close to El Basta. Abu El Abed (AA) yelled.
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AA: Ya Em El Abed, yalla
3ala el malja' (EA, let's go to the shelter) |
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EA:
Give me five minutes. |
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AA: Ya EA, el kasef 3am
bye'wa, 3ajli ya mara (hurry up, the shelling is
intensifying) |
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EA did
not respond. After a few minutes, AA yells again. |
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AA: Chou 3am ti3amli ya mara
(what are you going) |
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EA:
3am bajib el wajbeh (I'm getting my false teeth) |
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AA: Chou 3am byou'sfou
orchalleh!!! (There shelling us with biscuits?) |
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