Joke 479 Abu El Abed
Western Journalist Visits Lebanon
A western reporter goes to Lebanon to write articles about the
country. He meets Abu El Abed in Ahwet El Ejez and asks him about
any memorable events in his life.
Abu El Abed says "well one time my donkey got lost, so
the Chabeb and I got some arak and went looking for it. We looked
and looked and finally found the donkey. Then we drank the arak
and one by one started screwing the donkey, it was a lot of
The reporter figured he can't write an article about that, so
he asked Abu El Abed to tell him another story.
Abu El Abed said: "well, one time Em Steif got lost, so
the Chabeb and I got some arak and went out looking for her. We
looked and looked and finally we found her. Then we drank the
arak and one by one screwed her (Em Steif). It was a lot of
The reporter, feeling frustrated, told Abu El Abed that he
couldn't write articles about those stories and asked him if
he had any dramatic or sad memories that he could write about.
Abu El Abed paused a little and with a sad expression on his
face said: "Well, one time I got lost........"