Western Journalist Visits Lebanon

A western reporter goes to Lebanon to write articles about the country. He meets Abu El Abed in Ahwet El Ejez and asks him about any memorable events in his life.

Abu El Abed says "well one time my donkey got lost, so the Chabeb and I got some arak and went looking for it. We looked and looked and finally found the donkey. Then we drank the arak and one by one started screwing the donkey, it was a lot of fun."

The reporter figured he can't write an article about that, so he asked Abu El Abed to tell him another story.

Abu El Abed said: "well, one time Em Steif got lost, so the Chabeb and I got some arak and went out looking for her. We looked and looked and finally we found her. Then we drank the arak and one by one screwed her (Em Steif). It was a lot of fun."

The reporter, feeling frustrated, told Abu El Abed that he couldn't write articles about those stories and asked him if he had any dramatic or sad memories that he could write about.

Abu El Abed paused a little and with a sad expression on his face said:   "Well, one time I got lost........"