Joke 465 Abu El Abed
Ship Disaster
Abu El Abed (AA), Em El Abed (EA), Abu Steif (AS) and Em Steif
(ES) went on a cruise. Unfortunately the ship sank and only AA
and . They managed to swim to a remote island. Two months later
AS washed up on the shore.
AS and EA were attracted to each other but did not dear to do
anything. AA oblivious is very glad to see AS there.
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AA: "This is
wonderful! Now we'll be able to have three people
doing 8-hour shifts in the watchtower instead of two
people doing 12-hour shifts." |
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AS is
only too happy to help, and in fact volunteers to
do the first shift. He climbs up the tall tower and
stands watch, scanning the ocean horizon for any
ships. Soon AA and EA start placing stones in a
circle in order to make a fire to cook supper. |
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AS:
yells down: "Hey, bala nyekeh hala'!" (no
screwing) |
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AA yelled back: "We're
not screwing!" |
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A few
minutes later, they start to put driftwood into the stone
circle. Again AS yells down: "Heeey, no
screwing!" |
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Again AA yells back,
"We're not screwing!" |
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Later
they are putting palm leaves on the roof of the shack to
patch leaks. Once again AS yells down from high above:
"Hey, I said no screwing!!" |
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AA yells back, "We said
we're not screwing!!" |
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Finally the shift is over
and AS climbs down from the tower and AA starts to climb
up. By the time he gets half-way up, EA and AS are
already screwing their brains out. Once at the top, AA
turns around and looks down and says to himself:
"Akhou El Sharmouta. From up here it DOES look like
they're screwing." |
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