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Joke 465 Abu El Abed

Ship Disaster

Abu El Abed (AA), Em El Abed (EA), Abu Steif (AS) and Em Steif (ES) went on a cruise. Unfortunately the ship sank and only AA and . They managed to swim to a remote island. Two months later AS washed up on the shore.

AS and EA were attracted to each other but did not dear to do anything. AA oblivious is very glad to see AS there.

AA: "This is wonderful!  Now we'll be able to have three people doing 8-hour shifts in the watchtower instead of two people doing 12-hour shifts."
  AS is only too happy to help, and in fact volunteers to do  the first shift. He climbs up the tall tower and stands watch, scanning  the ocean horizon for any ships. Soon AA and EA start placing  stones in a circle in order to make a fire to cook supper.
AS: yells down: "Hey, bala nyekeh hala'!" (no screwing)
AA yelled back: "We're not screwing!"
A few minutes later, they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again AS yells down: "Heeey, no screwing!"
Again AA yells back, "We're not screwing!"
Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of the shack to patch leaks. Once again AS yells down from high above: "Hey, I said no screwing!!"
AA yells back, "We said we're not screwing!!"
  Finally the shift is over and AS climbs down from the tower and AA starts to climb up. By the time he gets half-way up, EA and AS are already screwing their brains out. Once at the top, AA turns around and looks down and says to himself: "Akhou El Sharmouta. From up here it DOES look like they're screwing."

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