Hani Abu Rahmeh's Archive of Abu El Abed Jokes
Abu El Abed Goes to the Pharmacy (3)
Abu El Abed (AA) walks into a pharmacy and asks for a box of Kleenex. The pharmacist comes out and gives him a huge box of Kleenex. AA says I do not want this huge box I only want a small one. The pharmacist says that is all right it is for the same price take it as it is subsidised by Hariri. So AA takes it and walks away. The second day AA returns to the pharmacy and asks for a tube of tooth paste. The pharmacist comes out and gives him an enormous tube of tooth paste. AA says I do not want this enormous tube I only want a small one. The pharmacist says that is alright it is for the same price take it as it is subsidised by Hariri. So AA takes it and walks away. The third day AA returns to the pharmacy and stands outside, the pharmacist notices him, he come out and says why don't you come in, AA says I am afraid, the pharmacist says, come in there is no problem, how can I help you. AA says I am afraid today I need suppositories
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