Hani Abu Rahmeh's Archive of Abu El Abed Jokes
Abu El Abed Wants to Marry an Innocent Girl
Abu El Abed (AA) wanted to marry and innocent girl. Every time he met one he tested her by showing her his air and asking her what it was called. All the girls replied "air" which AA did not like. One day, he met this girl which he put through the same test and she answered "Hamameh". AA married that girl.
After a year of marriage, AA decided to teach his wife the correct way of naming his "air".
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AA: Ya habibti, haydah ma besammou "hamameh", haydah besammou "air". |
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Wife: Haydah taba3ak "hamameh". El "air" hal 'addeh touloh (pointing to half her arm). |
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