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Hani Abu Rahmeh's Archive of Abu El Abed Jokes

Abed Wants to Marry a Virgin


Abed met a girl and fell in love with her. He thought that she was a virgin and decided to marry her. However the girl was not a virgin, and knowing that Abed will change his mind if he finds out, she asked her mother for advise.

Mother: Do not worry dear, just buy a little fire cracker (ferai3h) and put it into your pussy, when you do it for the first time, light it up, and when it explodes tell him that you are a women now. I did the same thing with your father and he never found out.

 

So they got married, and on the wedding night when they were about to do it, she inserted a BIG fire cracker (ferai3h kbirit; deek). She light it up, and the thing exploded with a very loud bang.

The girl: wow I am a women now.

Abed: WOW WOW ME TOO.


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