Hani Abu Rahmeh's Archive of Abu El Abed Jokes
Em El Abed Cheating on Abu El Abed (8)
Abu El Abed (AA) told Em El Abed (EA) that he was going to spend the day at a friend who lived in Zahle. As soon as he left, EA invited two neighbours, Hamed and Chaker. They were having a very good time when they heard AA entering. Hamed and Chaker rushed under the bed to hide.
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EA: Shou ya AA ? |
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AA: Walla, shift moush'war tawil. Ma eli jalad. Bas shou enti, lesh mish lebseh shi? |
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EA: AAAKH minnak. Lesh bit jibli shi ta elboss? |
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AA: Laken? Kell hall fsatin shou? Nesiti? |
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EA: Eh ma'ak haqq. Khalli'liyek ya rabb. Shakernek ... Hamednek... |
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Chaker: Lahza ya Shabeb, Hamed Nek, mazbout, bas bicharafi Chaker ma nek ba'ed |
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