Hani Abu Rahmeh's Archive of Abu El Abed Jokes
Abu Steif Opens a Clock Shop
Abu Steif opened a clock and watch shop. He put a sign in the window that said: " We buy, sell and repair all kinds of clocks."
Abu El Abed passing by saw the sign and came in. When Abu Steif welcomed him, Abu El Abed unzipped his trousers, took out his big dick and put it on the counter.
AA: "Shifleh hal 'ayr shoo beh. Ma ba3reh can 3am yeshtghel metl el sa3a. Hallak 3am be attesh. " (Check this dick for me. Yesterday it was working like a clock. Now it is stuttering)