Hani Abu Rahmeh's Archive of Abu El Abed Jokes
Em El Abed Cheating on Abu El Abed (6)
Abu El Abed (AA) felt that Em El Abed (EA) was cheating on him and had a lover. He decided to catch them "beljerm al mashhoud". On a windy, cold and rainy day AA told EA that he was going to Sidon (Saida) on business for the whole day.
EA's lover arrived immediately after AA left. AA waited on the stairs for a while and then sneaked into his house, opened his bedroom only to see EA and her lover totally naked on his bed.
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AA: walla al hay ekhretheh, am betkhouneenah!...(You're cheating on me EA!) |
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EA (interrupting): shut up AA, this guy has been paying our rent for the past year, buying us all the grocery, paying Abed's school fees, Aeh shoo badak yaneh sawweh? (what do you want me to do?) |
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AA:shoo badak t'sawweh! Ghatteh bseraa abel ma yekhoud bard! (what you should do! Quickly cover him before he catches a cold!) |
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