Hani Abu Rahmeh's Archive of Abu El Abed Jokes
Abu El Abed's Wedding Night
On Abu El Abed's (AA) wedding night, Em El Abed (EA) was extremely horny. She just didn't want to leave bed. After five rounds, AA was very hungry. As he was about to leave the bed…
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EA: Where are you going? |
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AA: I'm hungry and I want to get something to eat. |
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EA: Forget about eating for the time being. Come back to bed and let's have another round. |
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AA went back to bed… When they finished, AA stood up… |
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EA: Where are you going? |
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AA: I'm hungry and I want to get something to eat. |
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EA: Forget about eating for the time being. Come back to bed and let's have another round. |
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Every time AA was about to leave the bed, he was called back in. In the morning, EA woke up and did not find AA in bed. She was very worried. She looked for him all over the house and she finally found him sitting on the radiator… |
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EA: What are you doing? |
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AA: 3am bahammilik el ftour (I am warming up breakfast for you) |
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