Hani Abu Rahmeh's Archive of Abu El Abed Jokes
Abed at School (3)
Abed went to a new school and had to take a test. The teacher asked him:
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Teacher: If you have 3 birds on an electrical wire, and one bird flies away, how many birds are left? |
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Abed replies: None |
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Teacher: Why? |
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Abed: Because it is very well known that when one bird flies off, the rest follow |
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Teacher: No, Abed. The correct answer is 2, but I like your way of thinking (by3jibni tafkirak) |
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Abed: Let me ask you a question ya madam. If three women are sitting on a bench eating ice cream cones (korn Bouza). One is licking it, the 2nd one is sucking it, and the 3rd one is biting it. Which one is married? |
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Teacher: I don't know, the one sucking it? |
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Abed: No. The one wearing the wedding ring is the married woman. But I like your way of thinking. |
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