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Hani Abu Rahmeh's Archive of Abu El Abed Jokes

The Operation that went Wrong

Abu El Abed (AA) was very ill. Baydato were hurting him, so he went to the doctor who told him that he needs an immediate operation. During the operation he cut his balls off and put them on a table in the operating room. The nurses were running back and forth and by accident, hit the table, the baydat fell on the ground, and one of the nurses stepped on them. The nurses panicked and got from the kitchen two small onions and put them on the table without the doctor noticing. The doctor took them and stitched them back in their place.

When AA woke, the doctor told him to come back in two weeks' time for a check-up. When AA returned, the doctor told him:

Doctor: keef halak ya abu el abed insha' alla kul ishe tamam

AA: yes but there are three things which I can't explain. First of all, fee e3rik akhdar fee tezi,(a green branch grew in my ass), second of all, when ever I sleep with EA she starts crying, and third of all, whenever I pass by a restaurant selling Hummos and foul, ayry bewakif.

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