Hani Abu Rahmeh's Archive of Abu El Abed Jokes
Good Business
One day Abu El Abed (AA) decided to try his luck in a new business in the United States. He left for the U.S. and started selling clothes and sleeping equipment. Six months later he called Em El Abed (EA) and said..
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AA: " Em El Abed doubi chantek ou ta3eh la hawn. " (EA pack your clothes and come here) |
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EA: " Leish ya AA ? " (Why AA ?) |
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AA: " Be3et miyet farsheh ou khams miyet kilot ou rbehet 150 000 Dollar." (I sold one hundred mattresses and five hundred underwear and made a profit of 150 000 Dollars) |
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EA: " Eh inta doub chntak ou ta3a la hawn. Ana bi farsheh ouahdeh ou bala kilot rbehet 200 000 Dollar. " (You pack your bags and come here. With one mattress and no underwear I made a profit of 200 000 Dollars.) |
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