Hani Abu Rahmeh's Archive of Abu El Abed Jokes
Abu El Abed and 6 Women on an Island
Abu El Abed (AA) and six women managed to reach a small island after their ship sank. After a few days of waiting the women had a meeting with AA and decided that until they get rescued, every weeknights one of them will sleep with AA, except Nhar el Ahad (Sunday) which is his day off.
AA agreed right away and started sleeping with a different woman every night. It was fun at the beginning, but after about four weeks, AA was exhausted and out of shape.
One Ahad (Sunday), while AA was enjoying his day off under a palm tree, he suddenly saw a person swimming towards the beach. AA ran to greet him and wished that the new visitor will be a male so he can help AA with his sex duties. AA's wish came true and the person who got out of the water was indeed a male.
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AA: ya hala.. ya hala..... ahlan bil shab elhelou.... shou issmak ya shab? |
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Man: Ana issmi nader, the coquettish man said, bas elkil be3aitouli Nounou |
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AA: allah yel3an dinak ya Nounou, rawahit 3alina Nhar el Ahad. |
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