Hani Abu Rahmeh's Archive of Abu El Abed Jokes
Abu El Abed Mao Katem
Abu El Abed (AA) Katmeh Ma3detoh...3 , 4, 5 days ma kader yakhrah. Batnoh intafakhet kteir, so he went to the hospital. There, the doctor saw AA's big stomach and decided that he needs an immediate operation. At the same time, there was a woman who gave birth to a baby and disappeared. The doctor decided to give the baby to AA. When AA woke up...
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Doctor: Mabrouk AA you just delivered a baby |
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AA: BATEL, wleh Aneh wleh aneh Dhakkar, keef? |
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Doctor: Tarihah Ya AA, bala fadayeh, this is your son!! |
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AA ashamed, wrapped the baby on his shoulder and left. Abo Steif (AS) saw him… |
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AS: Wlek choubek ya AA ma'ayra ma3ak?, maykoun za3len menni ya AA |
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AS saw the baby…. |
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AS: WLEH CHOU HAYDEH Haydeh?... |
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AA (angrily): Chefet akel kharak lawayn bewadee? |
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