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Em El Abed Had an Abortion

Em El Abed (EA) got sick and was taken to Makased hospital. The doctor decided to give her an abortion. Later that day some friends came to visit an the hospital…

Friends: Hamdillah assalemeh shou ken beha EA?

AA: Ma ken fi shi mhem (it was nothing special) amalieh zgheereh bi kissa(just a little operation in her pussy).

Abed heard him and said: Ya baba ma bisear tehki hek bil mshabrah,fi ishya ma btenhaka bil arabi,fik tihkiya bil ingleezi aou bil faransi. If some one asks you again say that mother had a CORTAGE.


Abed repeated that word several times until he was sure that AA has memorised it. Later that evening, the neighbours came to visit them.

Neighbours: Il hamdillah assaleemeh ya Em Abed. What was the problem with her ya Abu Abed?


AA realised that he forgot what he was supposed to say.

He shouted: ya Abed shou issmou kiss emmak bil ingleezi.

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