Hani Abu Rahmeh's Archive of Abu El Abed Jokes
Abu El Abed & Em El Abed are Getting Married
Abu El Abed (AA) had his first romantic relationship when he was 17 years old. His girlfriend then, Em El Abed (EA) now, was 16 years old. The relationship was based on love and at that time there was no sex at all.
AA proposed to EA and she accepted. A day before the wedding EA said:
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EA: I have small secret that I should tell you before we get married. My breasts (bzezzi) are very small. They are as small as a 12 years old girl! |
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AA: I have no problem with that. All what counts for me is your love. I have small secret too, my dick is like a 2 years old baby !!! |
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EA: I have no problem with that. All what counts for me is your love. |
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Following the wedding, they went to the hotel room. EA took off her clothes, AA saw her small (bzezz) and didn't say anything. After a while, took off his clothes, EA she looked at his dick that dropped all the way to the floor. After 10 minutes of sex, she started screaming: |
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EA: how did you say that your dick was like 2 years old ? |
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AA: I told you the truth. My dick is 10 KG, 60cm long, and 20cm diameter which is exactly like a 2 years old baby!! |
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