Hani Abu Rahmeh's Archive of Abu El Abed Jokes
Abu El Abed's 62nd Birthday
On Abu El Abed's (AA) 62nd birthday, Abu Steif (AS) took him to a brothel and offered him any girl he desires as his birthday present.
After examining all the girls, AA picked the youngest. She was 26.
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AS: Hilweh hai. Bas ya Abu El Abed bi hal umur hayda, ma bitkhaf tmoot min shi sakteh albiyeh wu inta am bitneekha? |
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AA: Skoht ya sheikh. Iza mehtit el mara yimken bya3toona wihde tenyeh bbalesh. (Shut up! If she dies, maybe they'll give another one for free) |
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