Abu Steif (AS) who lived on the sixth floor, got back to his house in Basta and found that the electricity was cut-off. He had to go up the stairs. When he reached his flat, he was out of breath. Em Steif asked him to go down to Abu El Abed's (AA) grocery to get her washing powder. AS went down the stairs and walked into AA's grocery…
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AS: AA, I want washing powder |
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AA: what kind of powder? Automatic or by hand? |
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AS: I don't know anyone will do |
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AA: Batil, you want people to say AA sells bad goods, go ask your wife. |
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AS went up to his flat and asked his wife what kind of powder she wanted, and went back downstairs. |
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AA: do you want it for white or colour cloths? |
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AS: I don't know anyone will do |
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AA: Batil, you want people to say AA sells bad goods, go ask your wife. |
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AS begged AA to give him any powder as he was out of breath but AA did not accept. AS went up to his flat and asked his wife what kind of powder she wanted, and went back downstairs. |
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AA: do you want it in box or loose? |
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AS: I don't care, just give me something |
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AA: Batil, you want people to say AA sells bad goods, go ask your wife. |
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AS begged and begged but AA wouldn't accept. As AS was walking out, he saw a fast car pulling over in front of AA's shop. A man came out with his trousers down and carrying a toilet seat, he went straight into AA's shop and told him.. |
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Man: this is the seat and this is my ass, can you now please give me the toilet paper. |