Joke 372 Abu El Abed
Abu El Abed Passed Away
Abu El Abed (AA) passed away and Em El Abed (EA) was very upset. She wanted to keep a souvenir from AA, so she cut his dick and put it on the top of the fire place. To keep it erected, she put a spring in it.
While she was eating lunch, the cat started eating from her plate, so she took her shahhata (flip flop) and threw it at the cat. Unfortunately she missed, and end up hitting AA's dick on the fire place. The dick fell on the floor and started bouncing all over the place. EA lifted her skirt and start shouting "I am here!!, move to the right, move to the left ya eir".